Haved decided he needs his own weekly update in a Bridget Jones diary style. His report from the last seven days follows.
Week ending Mon 24th April
Weight- 7 kg ish, winter coat has 'come in'. Would like more food.
Rodents killed in public- 2 : one LARGE rat, one very small mouse ; both presented to 'feeder/caretaker'- surely she realises this means I need MORE food. I am a hunting legend.
Health/Beauty- Got a wound (from cat fight? rat attack?) anyway must have got infected, abcess formed and has now burst. 'Feeder/caretaker' somewhat attentive though misguided. I DISLIKE dettol (antiseptic). She did not even attempt to give me anit-biotic tablets (lesson obviously learnt from previous attempts) . Have worked on 'I am wounded I need more food' campaign- limited success, will continue to persue.
Flea ointment applied to back of my head- NOT HAPPY- but would enjoy absence of any fleas so will endure.
I am still VERY beautiful.
Secret THE CAT business: classified- My recent wound may have alerted owner/caretaker that there is some secret business going on
Other business- Small cat that has moved in next door VERY annoying and DUMB- gave it a whack across the face but was swiftly removed from scene by 'owner/caretaker' Hmmmm. got bought a new Cat Nip bush for easter (from the mother of the 'feeder/caretaker' ...enjoying it ~ 40% eaten...
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